greatfatsby:

the new fifty shades of grey movie looks great!

greatfatsby:

the new fifty shades of grey movie looks great!

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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surprisedbitch:

when you get a bad haircut and you see people for the first time

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incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

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